Cosmetic Aficionado Prints

"She's had a lot of work done."

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'It's an ad for an anti-wrinkle remedy.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."

Does Not Test On Humans

'Starting from bedrock again, Mom?'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

'Wait a minute - a spiritually uplifting all over body-rub, are you guys - Jojobas witnesses?'

'Cosmetic surgery has made her look a lot younger, but she can't hide her lack of tech skills.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'