Makeup Aficionado Prints

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'I spend an hour applying make-up so he can say, 'See, Honey you don't need make-up!''

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

An Eyeliner.

"That's no rain dance - he's angry because the Avon Lady's late!"

"That's a glue stick in my purse Dear, not lip balm."

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'