Cosmetic Enthusiast Prints

'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'The patient's medical tag states 'Insulin and Botox dependent', doctor.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Gladstone undergoing beautifying process

'...and don't forget, say something nice about her collagen implants.'

Actress on botox expressing emotion.

'Yes, they are and no, not a chance!'

"It's just a temporary replacement until they finish the nose job next week!"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

"I get my looks from my father...he's a plastic surgeon."

'You fool! I wanted rear implants!'

"I'm just glad they outlawed texting and driving."

Thirsting for skin cream.

Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.

"Now, stay still Mum, I'm putting on my lipstick..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Oh ... still putting on your makeup?"

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

"And as an extra bonus, your wrinkles have stretched out!!"

"Do you have anything for dry skin. . ?"

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

PERFUMES, 'It's really just a sales gimmick, but we make everybody sign a waiver.'

'Too much?'

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'Yeah cosmetics research for me. Everythings fine, but they didn't even bother to have my colours done.'

'He'll be with you in a few minutes. He's just putting his lipstick on.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Wearing Lipstick In A Gun Belt.

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Which one of you put lipstick on my coconut shell?'

'Does this rejuvenation stuff really work?'