Cosmetic Aficionados Prints

You remember this the next time you buy cotton balls.

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"