Beauty Salon Aficionado Gifts

"Next..."

The adoration of the gels.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

A Manicure

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Nice haircut."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'