Beauty Treatment Aficionado Gifts

'My other son got me a gift card to the hardware store.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I'll sure be glas when somebody invents WAXING!'

"To be honest, it's an improvement if anything..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'You do Botox?'