Beauty Treatment Aficionados Gifts

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Mom's Spa'

"Hair spray"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'Botox.'

'Medium well, please.'

Botox sharpei

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Beauty Shop

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.