Beauty Treatment Aficionados Mugs

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Hair spray"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Botox.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Medium well, please.'

Botox sharpei

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

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