Beauty Treatment Lover Gifts

Woman files God's nails.

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Complete Makeover

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Mildred....is that you?'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

"So what's your success rate?"

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

The entire family

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"