Beauty Treatment Lover Gifts

Woman files God's nails.

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Complete Makeover

"Your mascara is running."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

The entire family

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'