Beauty Regime Lover Gifts

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Your mascara is running."

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

"So what's your success rate?"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'Mildred....is that you?'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

The entire family

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

Family Curling Habits

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.