Beauty Regime Lover Gifts

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Mildred....is that you?'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

The entire family

Just stop (macassar) oil

"Bad Hair Life"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Family Curling Habits