Beauty Regime Gifts

She quickly filled her pockets...

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Vanity artist

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Botox sharpei

"So what's your success rate?"

Red in tooth and claw.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

A couple lie in bed

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Beauty Shop

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Flower growing out of a face mask