Beauty Regime Gifts

She quickly filled her pockets...

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Vanity artist

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

Botox sharpei

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Red in tooth and claw.

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

A couple lie in bed

Flower growing out of a face mask

Beauty Shop

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water