Beauty Regimen Gifts

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Vanity artist

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Botox sharpei

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Red in tooth and claw.

A couple lie in bed

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

Beauty Shop

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Flower growing out of a face mask