Beauty Treatment Aficionado Prints

'My other son got me a gift card to the hardware store.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I'll sure be glas when somebody invents WAXING!'

"To be honest, it's an improvement if anything..."

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"