Beauty Treatment Enthusiast Prints

'It takes longer every week - they're bound to raise their prices soon!'

"This treatment cleanses your system of all its excess money."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Hair spray"

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.