Beauty Transformation Enthusiast Prints

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

What price beauty?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"