Beauty Transformation Devotee Prints

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

"Too much concealer?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

New Twenty Blades

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Quick Spring Fling

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"I need to get back in the gym."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

Beauty regime

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'My mother thinks I'm beautiful. I'd like a second opinion.'

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

World Hair Day.