Beauty Transformation Devotee Gifts

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

"Too much concealer?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Quick Spring Fling

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

Beauty regime

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

'My mother thinks I'm beautiful. I'd like a second opinion.'

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."