Beauty Transformation Enthusiasts Gifts

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"More concealer?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Quick Spring Fling

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

Mirror mirror...