Beauty Transformation Enthusiasts Gifts

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

"Hair spray"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Complete Makeover

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"More concealer?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"