Body Transformation Enthusiast Gifts

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I need to get back in the gym."

Another stomach successfully stapled.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Complete Makeover

Quick Spring Fling

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A tailor measuring a large man

"I prefer your early pieces."

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Hey, great ab!"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

After the takeover - The makeover