Body Transformation Enthusiast Gifts

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I need to get back in the gym."

Another stomach successfully stapled.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Quick Spring Fling

Complete Makeover

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

A tailor measuring a large man

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"Hey, great ab!"

She was always an introvert.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Russell Rebrand

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"