Body Transformation Gifts

Ohne Worte

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

A tailor measuring a large man

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Pharaoh Cocoon

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Quick Spring Fling

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

The Coffee Tattoo

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"You'll get over him."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'