Body Transformation Buddy Gifts

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Complete Makeover

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

A tailor measuring a large man

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

The Coffee Tattoo

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Yoga

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

Gene doping in sport.

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Crawling Marathon.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo