Body Transformation Buff Gifts

'Your plastic surgery went great...you look terrific!'

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Gene Therapy

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

A tailor measuring a large man

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."