Body Transformation Buddy T-Shirts

'Breast implant clinic - No job to small'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Complete Makeover

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

A tailor measuring a large man

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

The Coffee Tattoo

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I need to get back in the gym."

Yoga

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Gene doping in sport.

'It's true, we make loans on art, but your tattoos don't count.'

Crawling Marathon.

'Her and her silicone implants!'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."