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"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercising

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'