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'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Dog jogger

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"Dude, time to hit the gym!"

Exercising

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Man and dog on treadmills.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"