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'That's our group plan.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise now!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Battery lifting weights

Man and dog on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Walking To School Simulator

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"