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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Gym Dog

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'Keep fit.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'That's our group plan.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

Shorts Dropping.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Exercises

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Academy.