Gym Buddy T-Shirts

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

"I hate leg day."

"I'm going to have to cancel our workout. My Fitbit stopped working."

Man stands on the bathroom scales and falls through the ceiling.

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'You should try the hybrid.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'We find that lifting weights together has made our marriage stronger.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Academy.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Exercising

Exercise now!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Battery lifting weights

Man and dog on treadmills.

Walking To School Simulator

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."