Gym Buddies Gifts

'That's our group plan.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercising

Exercise now!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Battery lifting weights

Man and dog on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Walking To School Simulator

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Keep fit.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."