Fitness Buddies Gifts

Squash Partners.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Weight Gain Denial