Fitness Buddies Gifts

Squash Partners.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Weight Gain Denial