Health Buddies Gifts

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Exercising

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'