Healthcare Buffs Gifts

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'I know just how you feel.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Medicare: More is Better!

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

Fart Sample.

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

Water: the first medicine

Hospital Cleaning.

Zika Mosquitos

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."