Healthcare Industry Buff Gifts

"The retail environment helps a conventional practice like ours compete with the retail clinics popping up everywhere."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"He's a whiz kid."

Meds Toast

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

'I know just how you feel.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

Medicare: More is Better!

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