Health Buddies Mugs

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Exercising

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"He looks so much like his dad."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"