Exercise Buddy Mugs

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Keep fit.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'That's our group plan.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Academy.

Exercises

Shorts Dropping.