Exercise Buddy Pillows

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Keep fit.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'That's our group plan.'

Shorts Dropping.

Academy.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Exercises

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'