Exercise Companion Pillows

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Tandem with TV on the back.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Exercising

Fishermen

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Exercise Bars

Skier and his dog.

Gym Dog

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Leaf zone!

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'