Exercise Encourager Pillows

'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'