Exercise Encourager Pillows

'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'

'That's just a warning to lay off the cream-filled doughnuts and start getting some exercise,'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Exercise Class

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!