Walking Motivator Pillows

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

GCSEs

Exercise now!

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Working out.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

The 6 A.M. News Team

Every Day is a Gift

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"She will take me on more walks."

Fat Britain

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

How to show some hustle.

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"