Marathon Motivator Pillows

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Go! Means NOW!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Marathon costume

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"We ran into a marathon."

Every Day is a Gift

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Fat Britain

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Athlete

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

How to show some hustle.

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'