Morning Motivator Pillows

The Rise of Man

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"This was the day the coffee machine broke."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."

"Oh gosh! Look at the time! I'll miss my worm!"

"I have to get up early tomorrow, it's my turn to get the worm."

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

A desk at akme wake up call service, with a picture of their founder, a cockerel.

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Life is full of problems Fiona! By the time I get Kipper moving in the mornings I'm too tired to ride him."

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Now, that's a coffee."

Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Sinking sales

Get up and go

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"