Morning Mood Booster Pillows

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

The 6 A.M. News Team

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Every Day is a Gift

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'It's going to take more than than this to help the 25,000 employees we laid off feel better.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"