Morning Motivation Pillows

Monday Hurdle

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Get up and go

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'