Morning Motivation Pillows

Monday Hurdle

Go! Means NOW!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Get up and go

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

The 6 A.M. News Team

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'