Morning Motivators Pillows

"This is your wake-up call - change or die."

"Again!"

"I hope you appreciate how early I had to get yo for this!"

The downside of being an early bird. (bird being given worm tablets).

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Sinking sales

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Get up and go

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Every Day is a Gift

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."