Morning Mood Pillows

Mrs. Coffee

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

The coffee's not working.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Alarmistclock

Getting through the week.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Rooster

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.