Monday Mood Pillows

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I hate Mondays.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"You're late, Myers!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Sleepwalking to work.

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...