Monday Morning Pillows

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Getting through the week.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sunrise and Sunset

"You're late, Myers!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."