Mornings Pillows

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Rise and shine

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I made you coffee.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'Oh-oh -- the Cap'n got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Suddenly it 'dawned' on him!

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

"Frere Jacques, dormez vous?"

Breakfast of Champions

'It's time to get up? -- Where do you get your information?'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

George was not a morning person.

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Good morning!'

'I woke up early and listened to the dawn duet.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Morning stretch.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A tired rabbit wearing a dressing gown and slippers

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Panic of waking up.

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

Daily Promise...

Sunrise

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"