Morning Time Pillows

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

'That was fun!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

Rapunzel in the Morning

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good