Morning Rituals Pillows

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."

Alarm Clock: It's Time.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Friday

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'